After building Noah's and my first few decks, I found this site called tappedout. Tappedout is a place where people post their deck lists so that others can admire it, offer advice, trade cards I guess, but really just to show off. It has a good search capability so I looked up zombie decks.
There are a ton of zombies and zombie deck posssibilities in Magic. But only one zombie deck that is truly hilarious. It's called Zombie Hunt and has four moving parts:
- 4x Treasure Hunt
- 2x Zombie Infestation
- 4x Reliquary Tower
- 50x islands/swamps in any combo
So, life advice and magic advice combined: be scared of a lot of zombies. If you are on the zombie side of the equation: find ways to make more zombies.
So here's the combo...get a Reliquary Tower and an Island on the table. Cast Treasure Hunt. Treasure Hunt lets you search your library until you find a non-land card, putting all cards revealed this way into your hand. 54 of the 60 cards in your deck are lands, you will have a lot of lands in your hand. This will confuse your opponent, you need to look really disappointed.
Then you pass your turn. When they suggest you discard a few cards, have them read Reliquary Tower...it states that you have no maximum hand size. Try to play it off like it's a weird ridiculous thing that you're keeping 40 cards in your hand. Here's a quote you can use, "hah hah, I'm so stupid, keeping 40 cards in my hand, please don't attack me with your Favored Hoplite :) ."
Next turn, slap down a swamp, play Zombie Infestation, discard 36 lands and make 18 2/2 zombies. Stare them down as you lay the tokens on the battlefield one by one. Then put your arms out like a zombie, look hungry and say, "braaaaaiiiiiinnnnnnssssssss!" Next turn, win the game*.
* Pro-tip: If you suspect they have bile blight or anger of the gods or some sort of board wipe, only play 5 at a time.