21 November 2007

Laser Campaign: Fast Faster Fastest

Thanks to the Laser Twins, I now have the three most important components to An Official Laser Olympic Campaign:

An Awesome Vinyl Decal:


A deep-pocket sponsor, Polka Dot Racing. And an awesome Latin Motto: "Velox Ocius Pango"

2012 here I come!

7 comments:

Christy ~ Central Air said...

But do you have the Mad Laser Skillz?

Anonymous said...

This is turning into another parody site. I think you're gonna upset Rossums.

Anonymous said...

Say it ain't so!

Ross Bennett said...

Touche

Anonymous said...

Since you are a serious Laser campaigner now, perhaps you should change the name of your racing team to Polka Laser Racing to signify that you will no longer be racing Dots.

Anonymous said...

You're also gonna need either a full rig or a sex change

EVK4 said...

Holy toledo, that's funny, it's not even a real laser. But then again, I grew up in the Castro district in San Francisco, you can never be sure you're seeing what you're seeing.