You heard that right. Only in the internet age can someone like me become a virtual winner. I'll admit, and say it loud and proud, my trophy case is abysmally small. Very little hardware which explains my interest in racing my super sport boat, Polka Dot.
But the internet gave me a chance to win. A caption contest over at Bethancourt World was my opportunity. If I was funnier than everyone else on the internet (and I am) then I'd win a used right-handed Ronstan sailing glove. And I was funny. According to someone I've never met's wife.
My trophy case is still uncrowded because I wear Harken gloves and wouldn't dream of going Ronstan at this point, so I requested a picture of my prize, and here it is, in my virtual trophy case, the blog: