OK, I'll admit I'm mostly disappointed I didn't have time to get to this first. There's an email thread running around the Valis crew about our bios. Apparently, it's a titular bunch filled with Commodores, Captains, and Viceroys. I wanted very badly to photoshop Paul E's face onto the promotional poster for Officer and a Gentleman. But, alas, I had to put the kids to bed last night and I prioritized that over tomfoolery.
But Paul C did this gem:
I get to sail to Hawaii with this guy! And he's not even the highest ranking bigwig on the crew.