The apocalypse. It's going to happen, maybe soon. The good thing is, there will be signs. You know, like Kraken and boiling seas and G-rated sea shanties. We'll know, it will be OK, don't worry.
Unless one of those signs has happened? And we missed it. Like if a serial commenter started his own blog to elicit comments. Would that be a sign, could it be a sign? Should we expect to see the mythical Four Bowmen hoisting their spinnakers?
Is the apocalypse upon us?