- Lasers v. Force 5s
- Leaners v. Training Wheelers
- Stinkpots v. Blowjobs
But we (the fun race to Hawaii crew) have some advantages too. We value teamwork. We play nicely with others. You will never see a naked photo of us (I can't find the naked picture of Bruce Schwab during the Vendee but will link to it eventually). And we have enough people for a good game of Monopoly.
As much as I respect these guys, I'm willing to keep up this feud for the entertainment value. My Dad has a one-liner he uses about why the French are so good at singlehanded sailing, "because no-one else will sail with them."