Examples of what I might say about other boaters during a typical outing:
It was at that point that I was called a bigot. The exact quote, "It could be Mother Theresa driving a powerboat delivering food to the lepers on Angel Island and you'd bitch about her choice of boat. If it's not a sailboat, you insult them." My only defense was that the lepers have been gone from Angel Island for years.
My name is Edward and I'm a sail-snob.